








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 69 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
738 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 326 | 22% |
| Smokes | 329 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 546 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 280 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $269,986 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ɴɪᴋ ✟ | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | 𝕷𝖟𝖗 | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Outro patamar | 68% | 19 |
| #4 | Reis1 | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | JefersonTT | 64% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JefersonTT | 134 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | ✪ marcoLa_✈ | 82 | 0.33 | 2 min |
| #3 | Outro patamar | 67 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | nulu | 55 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | XEFFINHO | 47 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JefersonTT | +2.71 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | 𝕷𝖟𝖗 | +1.85 | 89 | 54 |
| #3 | nulu | +1.27 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | Reis1 | +0.78 | 64 | 68 |
| #5 | nunx; | +0.35 | 78 | 52 |





