








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 858 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 229 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,854 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14245 | 51% |
| Smokes | 7433 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1671 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 4505 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,681,060 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕷𝖟𝖗 | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | LiipEZ | 50% | 42 |
| #3 | Reis1 | 50% | 169 |
| #4 | XEFFINHO | 49% | 41 |
| #5 | rNs | 47% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Reis1 | 50% | 169 |
| #4 | XEFFINHO | 49% | 41 |
| #5 | rNs | 47% | 117 |
| #6 | JefersonTT | 42% | 64 |
| #7 | nulu | 38% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reis1 | 23 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | rNs | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | XEFFINHO | 6 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | JefersonTT | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | nulu | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reis1 | 1094 | 0.31 | 30 min |
| #2 | rNs | 441 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | JefersonTT | 221 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | nulu | 128 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | 𝕷𝖟𝖗 | 86 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕷𝖟𝖗 | +1.86 | 80 | 56 |
| #2 | rNs | +1.21 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | LiipEZ | +1.15 | 66 | 54 |
| #4 | Reis1 | +1.05 | 52 | 77 |
| #5 | ✪ marcoLa_✈ | +0.84 | 75 | 77 |





