








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 464 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5002 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3811 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4125 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2867 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3160 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,326,618 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕷𝖟𝖗 | 48% | 31 |
| #2 | rNs | 48% | 100 |
| #3 | JefersonTT | 48% | 130 |
| #4 | Outro patamar | 47% | 34 |
| #5 | LiipEZ | 47% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | JefersonTT | 48% | 130 |
| #4 | Outro patamar | 47% | 34 |
| #5 | LiipEZ | 47% | 58 |
| #6 | Reis1 | 46% | 98 |
| #7 | ✪ marcoLa_✈ | 38% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rNs | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Reis1 | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | JefersonTT | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ✪ marcoLa_✈ | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | 𝕷𝖟𝖗 | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JefersonTT | 542 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | Reis1 | 542 | 0.27 | 15 min |
| #3 | rNs | 400 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #4 | ✪ marcoLa_✈ | 281 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #5 | Outro patamar | 89 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rNs | +1.64 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | LiipEZ | +0.81 | 61 | 52 |
| #3 | 𝕷𝖟𝖗 | +0.18 | 84 | 51 |
| #4 | Reis1 | -0.20 | 50 | 77 |
| #5 | JefersonTT | -0.29 | 67 | 64 |





