








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 679 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2868 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,811 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2074 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2132 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2907 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2698 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $818,067 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RootinTootinPutin | 69% | 78 |
| #2 | Sneazy | 67% | 123 |
| #3 | f1sh | 64% | 191 |
| #4 | DarkVenom | 60% | 101 |
| #5 | corne | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Patrick_Star | 57% | 120 |
| #7 | Sythe | 56% | 18 |
| #8 | Jason | 52% | 73 |
| #9 | ♥ f1shy ♥ | 49% | 37 |
| #10 | diejappie | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patrick_Star | 23 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | f1sh | 22 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Jason | 15 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | RootinTootinPutin | 12 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | Sneazy | 11 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1sh | 542 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Patrick_Star | 299 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Sneazy | 261 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jason | 189 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | RootinTootinPutin | 119 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sneazy | +3.88 | 70 | 52 |
| #2 | KyleHypz | +2.35 | 64 | 52 |
| #3 | Patrick_Star | +1.16 | 61 | 58 |
| #4 | corne | +1.13 | 69 | 54 |
| #5 | f1sh | +0.41 | 59 | 49 |





