








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 573 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 52 | 9% |
| Smokes | 180 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 79 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 262 | 46% |
Our logs show you have wasted $64,515 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chii chii | 43% | 87 |
| #2 | finSky | 42% | 48 |
| #3 | Balladiruhtinas | 39% | 51 |
| #4 | viikon röpöttäjä | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chii chii | 43% | 87 |
| #2 | finSky | 42% | 48 |
| #3 | Balladiruhtinas | 39% | 51 |
| #4 | viikon röpöttäjä | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balladiruhtinas | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | finSky | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Chii chii | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | viikon röpöttäjä | 1 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chii chii | 163 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Balladiruhtinas | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | finSky | 55 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | viikon röpöttäjä | 7 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | finSky | +4.55 | 57 | 44 |
| #2 | viikon röpöttäjä | +1.42 | 65 | 58 |
| #3 | Chii chii | -0.99 | 18 | 64 |
| #4 | Balladiruhtinas | -2.03 | 34 | 53 |
| #5 | kylväJÄ | -5.02 | 10 | 18 |





