








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 469 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,185 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10722 | 36% |
| Smokes | 8035 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7538 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3890 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $767,292 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cain | 52% | 89 |
| #2 | TheAccelerator | 44% | 137 |
| #3 | rustyy | 40% | 171 |
| #4 | Doppler18 | 37% | 109 |
| #5 | Ult Ghn | 36% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheAccelerator | 17 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Сырный Волшебник | 12 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | rustyy | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Doppler18 | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Cain | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rustyy | 220 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | Cain | 216 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Doppler18 | 181 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ult Ghn | 155 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Сырный Волшебник | 150 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | john counterstrike 2 | +4.10 | 63 | 72 |
| #2 | Cain | -0.20 | 52 | 58 |
| #3 | TheAccelerator | -1.30 | 37 | 32 |
| #4 | Сырный Волшебник | -1.88 | 47 | 46 |
| #5 | Ult Ghn | -2.05 | 28 | 42 |





