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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
533 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 446 | 31% |
| Smokes | 457 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 200 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 327 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $668,274 of utility $250 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | john counterstrike 2 | 15 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | rustyy | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | TheAccelerator | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | Сырный Волшебник | 3 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | john counterstrike 2 | 580 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #2 | rustyy | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | TheAccelerator | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ult Ghn | 29 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Сырный Волшебник | 28 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | john counterstrike 2 | +6.71 | 72 | 72 |
| #2 | Ult Ghn | -0.59 | 24 | 41 |
| #3 | TheAccelerator | -0.76 | 37 | 34 |
| #4 | Сырный Волшебник | -0.83 | 38 | 38 |
| #5 | rustyy | -4.37 | 29 | 29 |





