








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Faceit | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,689 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1703 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2949 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3352 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3685 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,182,207 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toasty2K | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | Jolly Roger | 60% | 57 |
| #3 | DEAG + FENT 20K | 55% | 31 |
| #4 | Craiz | 54% | 149 |
| #5 | 🔥ph1re🔥 | 51% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 🔥ph1re🔥 | 51% | 114 |
| #6 | gigga | 50% | 22 |
| #7 | Thovex | 44% | 63 |
| #8 | Potato | 42% | 62 |
| #9 | bLaZe | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jolly Roger | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Craiz | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | bLaZe | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | 🔥ph1re🔥 | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Thovex | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jolly Roger | 280 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | 🔥ph1re🔥 | 201 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Thovex | 184 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Craiz | 136 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Toasty2K | 66 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jolly Roger | +2.59 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | DEAG + FENT 20K | +1.69 | 82 | 45 |
| #3 | ApexCritz | +0.63 | 81 | 46 |
| #4 | bLaZe | +0.60 | 85 | 52 |
| #5 | Craiz | +0.45 | 74 | 49 |





