








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2590 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,902 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1131 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1968 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2468 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1335 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,729,446 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 765 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mjm15cs | 53% | 77 |
| #2 | 1glock | 48% | 269 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mjm15cs | 53% | 77 |
| #2 | 1glock | 48% | 269 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1glock | 31 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | mjm15cs | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1glock | 587 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #2 | mjm15cs | 235 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mjm15cs | +1.44 | 74 | 62 |
| #2 | 1glock | +0.88 | 69 | 53 |
| #3 | CUDDY666 | -1.51 | 45 | 41 |





