








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 839 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 239 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 134 matches | ||
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




139 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8011 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9538 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 5125 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4254 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,313,949 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1883 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlessedJohn | +4.48 | 73 | 53 |
| #2 | erase me | +2.70 | 81 | 32 |
| #3 | Jamie | The Nuke Employee | +0.78 | 77 | 45 |
| #4 | CEMEN_BAKIN | +0.66 | 82 | 54 |
| #5 | lawepsan | +0.56 | 55 | 58 |





