








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 530 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 129 matches | ||
| Wingman | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




135 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8138 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3465 | 16% |
| Smokes | 6467 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5644 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5651 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,609,445 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlessedJohn | +4.13 | 72 | 52 |
| #2 | erase me | +2.16 | 82 | 27 |
| #3 | lawepsan | +0.90 | 57 | 55 |
| #4 | Jamie | The Nuke Employee | +0.82 | 75 | 46 |
| #5 | CEMEN_BAKIN | +0.56 | 81 | 52 |





