








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




148 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3744 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3242 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1975 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2306 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,598,329 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 381 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlessedJohn | +3.69 | 70 | 53 |
| #2 | lawepsan | +0.87 | 53 | 52 |
| #3 | Jamie | The Nuke Employee | +0.72 | 76 | 45 |
| #4 | CEMEN_BAKIN | +0.50 | 79 | 55 |
| #5 | shomple | -2.97 | 43 | 23 |





