








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2767 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2411 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2175 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2899 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $491,184 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1932 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matriix | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | L0st3ch0_777 | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | Potforek | 51% | 86 |
| #4 | Kunicwaniak | 48% | 42 |
| #5 | ♥ | Wyvern_GhostKing | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Potforek | 51% | 86 |
| #4 | Kunicwaniak | 48% | 42 |
| #5 | ♥ | Wyvern_GhostKing | 47% | 15 |
| #6 | ♛kisxshot♛ | 41% | 109 |
| #7 | Miszel | 37% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potforek | 56 | 0.0337 |
| #2 | Miszel | 39 | 0.0237 |
| #3 | ♛kisxshot♛ | 15 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Matriix | 15 | 0.0311 |
| #5 | Kunicwaniak | 5 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miszel | 379 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | ♛kisxshot♛ | 283 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Potforek | 240 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Kunicwaniak | 193 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #5 | Matriix | 28 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potforek | +1.99 | 74 | 42 |
| #2 | ♛kisxshot♛ | +1.32 | 61 | 57 |
| #3 | Figus1aW | +0.93 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | ♥ | Wyvern_GhostKing | -0.30 | 43 | 35 |
| #5 | Matriix | -0.71 | 44 | 35 |





