








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 381 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1072 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2150 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1162 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1354 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1270 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $441,739 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 325 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L0st3ch0_777 | 48% | 33 |
| #2 | Kunicwaniak | 41% | 59 |
| #3 | Potforek | 41% | 37 |
| #4 | Figus1aW | 37% | 83 |
| #5 | ♛kisxshot♛ | 25% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L0st3ch0_777 | 48% | 33 |
| #2 | Kunicwaniak | 41% | 59 |
| #3 | Potforek | 41% | 37 |
| #4 | Figus1aW | 37% | 83 |
| #5 | ♛kisxshot♛ | 25% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potforek | 30 | 0.0433 |
| #2 | Figus1aW | 28 | 0.0169 |
| #3 | Kunicwaniak | 8 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | ♛kisxshot♛ | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | L0st3ch0_777 | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Figus1aW | 341 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kunicwaniak | 320 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #3 | ♛kisxshot♛ | 186 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | Potforek | 103 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | L0st3ch0_777 | 54 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potforek | +3.56 | 70 | 49 |
| #2 | Figus1aW | +2.46 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | ♛kisxshot♛ | +1.24 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | Miszel | -1.46 | 21 | 60 |
| #5 | L0st3ch0_777 | -2.01 | 12 | 45 |





