








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,444 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1217 | 35% |
| Smokes | 98 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 1265 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 864 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $508,760 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potforek | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Figus1aW | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | Miszel | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | Kunicwaniak | 43% | 67 |
| #5 | IQ♣️K0X♠️PL CSGOSKINS | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potforek | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Figus1aW | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | Miszel | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | Kunicwaniak | 43% | 67 |
| #5 | IQ♣️K0X♠️PL CSGOSKINS | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miszel | 16 | 0.0275 |
| #2 | Figus1aW | 12 | 0.0307 |
| #3 | Kunicwaniak | 11 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | Potforek | 11 | 0.0453 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kunicwaniak | 312 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | Miszel | 120 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | Figus1aW | 102 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #4 | Potforek | 32 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | IQ♣️K0X♠️PL CSGOSKINS | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Potforek | +8.95 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | Figus1aW | +4.08 | 65 | 59 |
| #3 | Miszel | +0.41 | 15 | 66 |
| #4 | Kunicwaniak | -0.75 | 22 | 51 |
| #5 | IQ♣️K0X♠️PL CSGOSKINS | -0.85 | 10 | 43 |





