








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 374 matches | ||
| Faceit | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6633 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,358 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4247 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5014 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4466 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3631 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,861,465 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1007 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speķarausīts ツ | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Example | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | pikkupsoap | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Herosz | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | ezyjs | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pikkupsoap | 383 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | ezyjs | 353 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | Herosz | 312 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #4 | Speķarausīts ツ | 220 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Example | 156 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eKs. | +2.57 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | ezyjs | +0.50 | 74 | 71 |
| #3 | Example | +0.04 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | Herosz | -0.03 | 67 | 76 |
| #5 | pikkupsoap | -0.16 | 80 | 64 |





