








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3051 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2935 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2138 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2950 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,175,098 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Come to PAPA | 50% | 22 |
| #7 | ezyjs | 50% | 54 |
| #8 | Speķarausīts ツ | 50% | 62 |
| #9 | Aijo Beness | 48% | 27 |
| #10 | krishG | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pikkupsoap | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | eKs. | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Speķarausīts ツ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ezyjs | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Aijo Beness | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eKs. | 219 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | pikkupsoap | 210 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | ezyjs | 177 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Speķarausīts ツ | 106 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | bangladesh lover | 72 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eKs. | +2.94 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | Come to PAPA | +1.64 | 75 | 52 |
| #3 | Example | +1.12 | 69 | 64 |
| #4 | ezyjs | +0.90 | 78 | 70 |
| #5 | krishG | +0.85 | 75 | 65 |





