








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4726 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3655 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3431 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2897 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $214,383 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hybrid | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Basņja Zaibis | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | ezyjs | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | Speķarausīts ツ | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | eKs. | 58% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apseens123 | 9 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | newbie ^^ | 6 | 0.0189 |
| #3 | FireTiger | 6 | 0.0190 |
| #4 | eKs. | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Basņja Zaibis | 4 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eKs. | 179 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | pikkupsoap | 101 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | hybrid | 97 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | apseens123 | 90 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | ezyjs | 66 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eKs. | +4.83 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | hybrid | +2.56 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | Basņja Zaibis | +2.08 | 77 | 43 |
| #4 | newbie ^^ | +1.65 | 63 | 50 |
| #5 | GlicKelele. | +1.43 | 67 | 40 |





