








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 336 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,341 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1409 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3083 | 49% |
| HE Grenades | 1004 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 845 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,547,871 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 54% | 89 |
| #2 | BabyGravy | 50% | 103 |
| #3 | | 48% | 288 |
| #4 | zcsix | 46% | 283 |
| #5 | Yong | 40% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 54% | 89 |
| #2 | BabyGravy | 50% | 103 |
| #3 | | 48% | 288 |
| #4 | zcsix | 46% | 283 |
| #5 | Yong | 40% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | BabyGravy | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | zcsix | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Yong | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 368 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | zcsix | 329 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | | 305 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | BabyGravy | 204 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Yong | 121 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | +6.54 | 76 | 63 |
| #2 | BabyGravy | +2.42 | 70 | 48 |
| #3 | OGmudbone69 | -0.64 | 37 | 37 |
| #4 | zcsix | -0.77 | 50 | 42 |
| #5 | Yong | -1.38 | 33 | 49 |





