








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 437 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 231 matches | ||
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 79 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4930 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2806 | 28% |
| Smokes | 254 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 4214 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 2777 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,755,264 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 481 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabyGravy | 57% | 54 |
| #2 | zcsix | 49% | 170 |
| #3 | | 49% | 163 |
| #4 | OGmudbone69 | 48% | 288 |
| #5 | Yong | 36% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BabyGravy | 57% | 54 |
| #2 | zcsix | 49% | 170 |
| #3 | | 49% | 163 |
| #4 | OGmudbone69 | 48% | 288 |
| #5 | Yong | 36% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 12 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | OGmudbone69 | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | zcsix | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | BabyGravy | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 510 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | zcsix | 262 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | Yong | 140 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | OGmudbone69 | 133 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #5 | BabyGravy | 97 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | +5.20 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | BabyGravy | +2.10 | 66 | 46 |
| #3 | zcsix | -0.57 | 52 | 42 |
| #4 | OGmudbone69 | -0.91 | 36 | 37 |
| #5 | Yong | -1.16 | 39 | 46 |





