








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 469 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 151 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 146 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17202 | 37% |
| Smokes | 13735 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6049 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 9662 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,109,282 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OGmudbone69 | 54% | 89 |
| #2 | | 49% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OGmudbone69 | 54% | 89 |
| #2 | | 49% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | OGmudbone69 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 136 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | OGmudbone69 | 24 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | +2.57 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | OGmudbone69 | -2.81 | 34 | 29 |
| #3 | | -3.67 | 18 | 31 |





