








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1139 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 755 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1171 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 539 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 455 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,911 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xia ling | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | SUURMANN | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | scuffuy | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | confl1ct | 51% | 55 |
| #5 | adv1ce | 48% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adv1ce | 13 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | confl1ct | 12 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | Xia ling | 10 | 0.0227 |
| #4 | SUURMANN | 7 | 0.0266 |
| #5 | DOGmaster4566 | 4 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | confl1ct | 196 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | adv1ce | 100 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Xia ling | 40 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | scuffuy | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | DOGmaster4566 | 27 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xia ling | +5.92 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | confl1ct | +5.34 | 89 | 53 |
| #3 | adv1ce | +4.05 | 88 | 45 |
| #4 | SUURMANN | +1.09 | 65 | 55 |
| #5 | scuffuy | -0.80 | 59 | 41 |





