








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 612 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8278 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3513 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3533 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4109 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2384 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,440,264 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1930 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DOGmaster4566 | 68% | 124 |
| #2 | confl1ct | 60% | 106 |
| #3 | Mike Oxmaul | 48% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DOGmaster4566 | 68% | 124 |
| #2 | confl1ct | 60% | 106 |
| #3 | Mike Oxmaul | 48% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | confl1ct | 14 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | DOGmaster4566 | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Mike Oxmaul | 9 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | confl1ct | 342 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | DOGmaster4566 | 216 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Mike Oxmaul | 52 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | confl1ct | +3.41 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | adv1ce | +1.65 | 86 | 46 |
| #3 | DOGmaster4566 | -0.23 | 77 | 53 |
| #4 | Mike Oxmaul | -3.59 | 49 | 36 |





