








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 507 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 138 matches | ||
| Wingman | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3199 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2862 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2626 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3485 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $500,345 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 898 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steve(Chad) | 50% | 92 |
| #2 | raul | 42% | 52 |
| #3 | Mugen | πππ‘ | 39% | 70 |
| #4 | Koisoarele Supirate| ππ | 37% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steve(Chad) | 50% | 92 |
| #2 | raul | 42% | 52 |
| #3 | Mugen | πππ‘ | 39% | 70 |
| #4 | Koisoarele Supirate| ππ | 37% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raul | 26 | 0.0302 |
| #2 | Steve(Chad) | 23 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | Koisoarele Supirate| ππ | 10 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Mugen | πππ‘ | 7 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steve(Chad) | 416 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | Koisoarele Supirate| ππ | 141 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | raul | 75 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mugen | πππ‘ | 71 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steve(Chad) | +4.76 | 63 | 62 |
| #2 | TheLionRegele | +2.67 | 50 | 60 |
| #3 | Mugen | πππ‘ | -0.37 | 44 | 42 |
| #4 | Koisoarele Supirate| ππ | -4.00 | 22 | 48 |
| #5 | raul | -5.03 | 17 | 29 |





