








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 328 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,037 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3812 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2653 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2868 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1704 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,239,162 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 805 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steve(Chad) | 48% | 62 |
| #2 | ion scriitorul | πππ‘ | 47% | 58 |
| #3 | Mugen | πππ‘ | 46% | 71 |
| #4 | raul | 42% | 287 |
| #5 | TheLionRegele | 37% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steve(Chad) | 48% | 62 |
| #2 | ion scriitorul | πππ‘ | 47% | 58 |
| #3 | Mugen | πππ‘ | 46% | 71 |
| #4 | raul | 42% | 287 |
| #5 | TheLionRegele | 37% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raul | 149 | 0.0346 |
| #2 | Steve(Chad) | 21 | 0.0167 |
| #3 | ion scriitorul | πππ‘ | 19 | 0.0208 |
| #4 | Mugen | πππ‘ | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | TheLionRegele | 6 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raul | 363 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | Steve(Chad) | 325 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #3 | ion scriitorul | πππ‘ | 125 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | TheLionRegele | 115 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mugen | πππ‘ | 97 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steve(Chad) | +5.70 | 56 | 61 |
| #2 | TheLionRegele | +2.96 | 47 | 64 |
| #3 | Mugen | πππ‘ | +1.11 | 44 | 45 |
| #4 | Koisoarele Supirate| ππ | -0.23 | 30 | 46 |
| #5 | ion scriitorul | πππ‘ | -0.88 | 34 | 27 |





