








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 541 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4397 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3403 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3155 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2111 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $754,388 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 569 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlowW | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Mugen | πππ‘ | 52% | 146 |
| #3 | TheLionRegele | 50% | 92 |
| #4 | Koisoarele Supirate| ππ | 48% | 62 |
| #5 | raul | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlowW | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Mugen | πππ‘ | 52% | 146 |
| #3 | TheLionRegele | 50% | 92 |
| #4 | Koisoarele Supirate| ππ | 48% | 62 |
| #5 | raul | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raul | 17 | 0.0288 |
| #2 | Koisoarele Supirate| ππ | 15 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | Mugen | πππ‘ | 13 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | TheLionRegele | 8 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mugen | πππ‘ | 176 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | TheLionRegele | 172 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Koisoarele Supirate| ππ | 143 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | raul | 62 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | FlowW | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steve(Chad) | +4.10 | 61 | 61 |
| #2 | TheLionRegele | +0.87 | 43 | 64 |
| #3 | FlowW | +0.32 | 47 | 53 |
| #4 | Mugen | πππ‘ | -1.62 | 41 | 41 |
| #5 | Koisoarele Supirate| ππ | -3.59 | 25 | 43 |





