








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 419 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
706 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 901 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 100 | 11% |
| Smokes | 299 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 249 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 253 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $130,000 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Y3rB1s_ | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | 🌸I T S L E N N Y B O Y S🌸 | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | Waddle | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | I give up (Tommy) | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | HimoutoRainaChan | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Waddle | 67% | 12 |
| #4 | I give up (Tommy) | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | HimoutoRainaChan | 52% | 21 |
| #6 | JawaZo | 50% | 4 |
| #7 | Fat Leprechaun | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waddle | 1 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | _Y3rB1s_ | 1 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I give up (Tommy) | 23 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #2 | _Y3rB1s_ | 17 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | JawaZo | 17 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fat Leprechaun | 15 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Waddle | 13 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Y3rB1s_ | +5.99 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | HimoutoRaina2 | +3.97 | 69 | 34 |
| #3 | JawaZo | +2.73 | 75 | 74 |
| #4 | Waddle | -0.01 | 45 | 40 |
| #5 | HimoutoRainaChan | -0.03 | 36 | 17 |





