








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 472 | 21% |
| Smokes | 746 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 546 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 465 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $164,667 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waiiyen2k | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | HimoutoRaina2 | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | HimoutoRainaChan | 46% | 76 |
| #4 | Fat Leprechaun | 44% | 50 |
| #5 | 🌸I T S L E N N Y B O Y S🌸 | 39% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waiiyen2k | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | HimoutoRaina2 | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | HimoutoRainaChan | 46% | 76 |
| #4 | Fat Leprechaun | 44% | 50 |
| #5 | 🌸I T S L E N N Y B O Y S🌸 | 39% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🌸I T S L E N N Y B O Y S🌸 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | HimoutoRainaChan | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | waiiyen2k | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fat Leprechaun | 61 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | 🌸I T S L E N N Y B O Y S🌸 | 33 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | waiiyen2k | 18 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | HimoutoRaina2 | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | HimoutoRainaChan | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waiiyen2k | +8.38 | 89 | 52 |
| #2 | HimoutoRaina2 | +6.79 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | HimoutoRainaChan | -0.61 | 43 | 11 |
| #4 | 🌸I T S L E N N Y B O Y S🌸 | -1.09 | 24 | 37 |
| #5 | Waddle | -1.21 | 46 | 46 |





