








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,912 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4387 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2967 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1476 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2082 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $855,506 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 757 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HimoutoRainaChan | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | Acid | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | JawaZo | 51% | 160 |
| #4 | MohNoh | 50% | 38 |
| #5 | woopsy | 45% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JawaZo | 787 | 0.25 | 21 min |
| #2 | Nightwing | 274 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #3 | MohNoh | 186 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | Swolerino | 159 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | woopsy | 136 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _Y3rB1s_ | +4.09 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | MohNoh | +3.34 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | JawaZo | +1.00 | 73 | 73 |
| #4 | Nightwing | +0.41 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | Acid | +0.11 | 78 | 37 |





