








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1635 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 381 matches | ||
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7278 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7211 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5004 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6882 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,062,559 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 906 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | SukkaKok | 49% | 543 |
| #8 | Ganso | 48% | 81 |
| #9 | BROSKY | 47% | 73 |
| #10 | Default | 46% | 101 |
| #11 | Krii-aa! Krii-aa! | 44% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BROSKY | 11 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | SukkaKok | 10 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | 𓀍 ☆ℝ𝕌𝔹𝕐☆ 𓀌 | 9 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | R2K^ | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | mr penguin | 5 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R2K^ | 1404 | 0.38 | 44 min |
| #2 | SukkaKok | 458 | 0.04 | 14 min |
| #3 | Default | 259 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | Slim Shady | 230 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Krii-aa! Krii-aa! | 206 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AIDS Giver 66843232 | +1.97 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | BROSKY | +1.66 | 78 | 57 |
| #3 | tempest | +1.52 | 62 | 62 |
| #4 | Krii-aa! Krii-aa! | +1.07 | 79 | 54 |
| #5 | R2K^ | +0.61 | 61 | 87 |





