








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,895 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1027 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1378 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1240 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1250 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $536,394 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 277 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | R2K^ | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | AIDS Giver 66843232 | 52% | 83 |
| #6 | Krii-aa! Krii-aa! | 47% | 19 |
| #7 | Default | 40% | 10 |
| #8 | Ganso | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AIDS Giver 66843232 | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | R2K^ | 7 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | SukkaKok | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R2K^ | 287 | 0.31 | 8 min |
| #2 | AIDS Giver 66843232 | 279 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Krii-aa! Krii-aa! | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | SukkaKok | 36 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Slim Shady | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AIDS Giver 66843232 | +2.14 | 70 | 64 |
| #2 | tempest | +1.09 | 62 | 61 |
| #3 | R2K^ | +0.59 | 68 | 83 |
| #4 | Krii-aa! Krii-aa! | +0.02 | 73 | 52 |
| #5 | Ganso | -0.38 | 63 | 65 |





