








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 912 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 263 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4402 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,847 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3033 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2695 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2075 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2044 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,075,595 of utility $258 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 861 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mr penguin | 55% | 77 |
| #2 | DuoSan | 50% | 20 |
| #3 | R2K^ | 48% | 155 |
| #4 | amirne248 | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | Krii-aa! Krii-aa! | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | R2K^ | 48% | 155 |
| #4 | amirne248 | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | Krii-aa! Krii-aa! | 47% | 49 |
| #6 | AIDS Giver 66843232 | 46% | 101 |
| #7 | SukkaKok | 44% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R2K^ | 12 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | AIDS Giver 66843232 | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | mr penguin | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Krii-aa! Krii-aa! | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | amirne248 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R2K^ | 1364 | 0.40 | 42 min |
| #2 | AIDS Giver 66843232 | 311 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | amirne248 | 247 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | mr penguin | 161 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | SukkaKok | 104 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AIDS Giver 66843232 | +1.87 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | Krii-aa! Krii-aa! | +0.53 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | DuoSan | +0.49 | 58 | 69 |
| #4 | R2K^ | +0.38 | 56 | 88 |
| #5 | amirne248 | -0.27 | 48 | 76 |





