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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,017 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 959 | 48% |
| Smokes | 355 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 352 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 351 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $196,495 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | TinTeri | 39% | 18 |
| #11 | Jari | 38% | 8 |
| #12 | ibsu >ᴗ< | 33% | 9 |
| #13 | Allu | 17% | 6 |
| #14 | antiinsane | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Termoosi | 9 | 0.0278 |
| #2 | TinTeri | 8 | 0.0243 |
| #3 | Allu | 7 | 0.0547 |
| #4 | ibsu >ᴗ< | 6 | 0.0311 |
| #5 | luisunteppo | 6 | 0.0496 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Termoosi | +6.65 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | luisunteppo | +3.52 | 63 | 42 |
| #3 | KelanFagiiri | +1.87 | 48 | 63 |
| #4 | ibsu >ᴗ< | +1.20 | 52 | 38 |
| #5 | TinTeri | +1.17 | 48 | 51 |





