








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,966 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 942 | 32% |
| Smokes | 948 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 590 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 486 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $273,025 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 638 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | äkäne | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | ❤Costi❤ | 47% | 17 |
| #3 | Half | 45% | 40 |
| #4 | KelanFagiiri | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | julle | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | julle | 39% | 18 |
| #6 | Shrek | 37% | 19 |
| #7 | Jari | 31% | 13 |
| #8 | xARGON | 25% | 16 |
| #9 | 0mppu6 | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | julle | 14 | 0.0431 |
| #2 | Shrek | 7 | 0.0177 |
| #3 | Half | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ❤Costi❤ | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Jari | 2 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | julle | 90 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| #2 | ❤Costi❤ | 78 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | Half | 68 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Shrek | 58 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | äkäne | 50 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | äkäne | +6.20 | 82 | 79 |
| #2 | ❤Costi❤ | +2.02 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | KelanFagiiri | +1.98 | 46 | 57 |
| #4 | 0mppu6 | -0.14 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | xARGON | -1.03 | 46 | 60 |





