








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
587 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,961 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 547 | 18% |
| Smokes | 575 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1052 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 787 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $777,246 of utility $248 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | julle | 46% | 13 |
| #2 | TinTeri | 45% | 40 |
| #3 | ❤Costi❤ | 43% | 60 |
| #4 | äkäne | 41% | 29 |
| #5 | Jari | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | tenho | 25% | 8 |
| #11 | mussu887 | 25% | 12 |
| #12 | xARGON | 22% | 36 |
| #13 | antiinsane | 10% | 10 |
| #14 | tilpis | 0% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤Costi❤ | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | TinTeri | 6 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | julle | 6 | 0.0245 |
| #4 | Shrek | 4 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | xARGON | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤Costi❤ | 209 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | TinTeri | 128 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | äkäne | 110 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | xARGON | 91 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jari | 90 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | äkäne | +6.99 | 78 | 72 |
| #2 | ❤Costi❤ | +5.04 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Löyläri | +2.43 | 89 | 64 |
| #4 | Jari | +2.30 | 66 | 55 |
| #5 | mussu887 | +2.01 | 84 | 67 |





