








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,181 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 54 | 5% |
| Smokes | 149 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 493 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 485 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $193,168 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tapke | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Kiwdih | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Kazys Samsonovas | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Patrick | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | tayusas | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elektromechaninis berniukas | 178 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | AAA | 77 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | anusauskiukas | 69 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Soverney | 26 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | tayusas | 26 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiwdih | +6.28 | 78 | 39 |
| #2 | tapke | +6.04 | 75 | 12 |
| #3 | tayusas | +4.42 | 59 | 60 |
| #4 | anusauskiukas | +2.96 | 64 | 55 |
| #5 | Soverney | +2.72 | 72 | 23 |





