








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 621 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4516 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,155 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1568 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1504 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2456 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1627 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,686,184 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1036 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taiga | 69% | 49 |
| #2 | brutpenta | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | Soverney | 52% | 201 |
| #4 | Patrick | 51% | 295 |
| #5 | tapke | 50% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Patrick | 51% | 295 |
| #5 | tapke | 50% | 124 |
| #6 | Kandy | 46% | 67 |
| #7 | Algirdas42 | 44% | 34 |
| #8 | Slick 8) | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patrick | 26 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Soverney | 17 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | tapke | 13 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | brutpenta | 7 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | taiga | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patrick | 313 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #2 | Soverney | 151 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kandy | 78 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | tapke | 74 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | Slick 8) | 74 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiwdih | +3.02 | 85 | 48 |
| #2 | Soverney | +0.32 | 76 | 34 |
| #3 | Patrick | -0.21 | 69 | 37 |
| #4 | taiga | -0.33 | 50 | 49 |
| #5 | tapke | -1.20 | 70 | 32 |





