








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 508 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,775 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 658 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1242 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1565 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 310 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $653,505 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 186 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kazys Samsonovas | 60% | 83 |
| #2 | tayusas | 51% | 75 |
| #3 | anusauskiukas | 50% | 120 |
| #4 | Elektromechaninis berniukas | 50% | 101 |
| #5 | $ feit $ | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anusauskiukas | 25 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | $ feit $ | 12 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | Kazys Samsonovas | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | tayusas | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Elektromechaninis berniukas | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tayusas | +5.30 | 58 | 56 |
| #2 | Kazys Samsonovas | +2.67 | 72 | 50 |
| #3 | anusauskiukas | +2.02 | 63 | 56 |
| #4 | Elektromechaninis berniukas | -0.08 | 41 | 59 |
| #5 | AAA | -0.14 | 45 | 39 |





