








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
836 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,856 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 639 | 34% |
| Smokes | 444 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 286 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 487 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $159,771 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SK1TZ0 | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | truFF | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | pope (fuck csgoroll) | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | Mav | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | jackzR- | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pope (fuck csgoroll) | 4 | 0.0268 |
| #2 | Mav | 3 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | b_EN | 3 | 0.0229 |
| #4 | zach | 2 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | jackzR- | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crumble | +3.22 | 78 | 46 |
| #2 | SK1TZ0 | +2.28 | 71 | 69 |
| #3 | b_EN | +1.27 | 48 | 63 |
| #4 | Mav | +0.83 | 85 | 69 |
| #5 | truFF | +0.29 | 85 | 79 |





