








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 674 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,789 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2451 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2228 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2028 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2082 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $885,766 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crumble | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | aden | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | sKRUB | 56% | 45 |
| #4 | KetermainDonk | 55% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crumble | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | aden | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | sKRUB | 56% | 45 |
| #4 | KetermainDonk | 55% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KetermainDonk | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | sKRUB | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | aden | 3 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | crumble | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KetermainDonk | 199 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | crumble | 56 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | sKRUB | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | aden | 38 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crumble | +3.01 | 75 | 42 |
| #2 | Mav | +2.05 | 85 | 65 |
| #3 | KetermainDonk | +0.25 | 77 | 50 |
| #4 | sKRUB | -0.58 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | aden | -1.05 | 83 | 38 |





