








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 850 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,287 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1925 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2456 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1564 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2342 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $954,961 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 216 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rokerres☢Velho Rei Dos Arraiais☢ | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | bééééli | 68% | 44 |
| #3 | ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗᶻ | 64% | 83 |
| #4 | yur1 | 59% | 132 |
| #5 | respecto | 57% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗᶻ | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | yur1 | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | respecto | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Jéssica Piloto Liamba | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | bééééli | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yur1 | 355 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗᶻ | 241 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | respecto | 184 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | shimazu | 110 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | bééééli | 100 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗᶻ | +6.27 | 91 | 74 |
| #2 | yur1 | +2.71 | 85 | 65 |
| #3 | baitão | +0.39 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | Rokerres☢Velho Rei Dos Arraiais☢ | +0.34 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | Jéssica Piloto Liamba | +0.07 | 61 | 56 |





