








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 908 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4364 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3616 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4675 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3655 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5485 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,227,752 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 617 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jéssica Piloto Liamba | 13 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | bééééli | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | baitão | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | yur1 | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗᶻ | 6 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bééééli | 415 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | baitão | 330 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | yur1 | 328 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗᶻ | 311 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | shimazu | 248 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗᶻ | +7.89 | 92 | 75 |
| #2 | yur1 | +3.92 | 87 | 64 |
| #3 | Jéssica Piloto Liamba | +0.88 | 62 | 58 |
| #4 | Rokerres☢Velho Rei Dos Arraiais☢ | +0.68 | 53 | 54 |
| #5 | baitão | +0.25 | 69 | 66 |





