








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2021 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Faceit | 92 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6020 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6171 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4569 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5030 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3635 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,287,583 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2938 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rokerres☢Velho Rei Dos Arraiais☢ | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | respecto | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | baitão | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | yur1 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | bééééli | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baitão | 241 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | Rokerres☢Velho Rei Dos Arraiais☢ | 223 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | respecto | 198 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | yur1 | 188 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | bééééli | 144 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗᶻ | +5.72 | 92 | 71 |
| #2 | yur1 | +1.16 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | baitão | -0.64 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | Rokerres☢Velho Rei Dos Arraiais☢ | -0.85 | 54 | 53 |
| #5 | respecto | -0.92 | 28 | 60 |





