








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3066 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2985 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2859 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1594 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2437 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,285,307 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0bat | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | faberhahn | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | boubacar | 53% | 156 |
| #4 | nefar1o | 49% | 86 |
| #5 | Gru | 46% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0bat | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | faberhahn | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | boubacar | 53% | 156 |
| #4 | nefar1o | 49% | 86 |
| #5 | Gru | 46% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boubacar | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Gru | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | nefar1o | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | faberhahn | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boubacar | 739 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #2 | nefar1o | 468 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #3 | Gru | 387 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | r0bat | 46 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | faberhahn | 39 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gru | +1.66 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | r0bat | +0.90 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | Sonyally | +0.13 | 71 | 54 |
| #4 | boubacar | -0.02 | 76 | 70 |
| #5 | nefar1o | -0.95 | 72 | 78 |





