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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 806 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,295 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2608 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4421 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3214 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2052 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,901,881 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 635 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nolsey | 55% | 417 |
| #2 | 🄷🄰🅁🄳🅈 | 54% | 106 |
| #3 | CAT (war) | 54% | 114 |
| #4 | CheaterMan (notwashed) | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | bot bill | 53% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CAT (war) | +4.10 | 82 | 36 |
| #2 | CheaterMan (notwashed) | +3.01 | 77 | 38 |
| #3 | Nolsey | +1.54 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | AnjiN | +0.89 | 57 | 56 |
| #5 | 🄷🄰🅁🄳🅈 | -0.61 | 51 | 48 |





