








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 738 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 371 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3058 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5242 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4210 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5114 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,094,868 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1688 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnjiN | 55% | 417 |
| #2 | CheaterMan (notwashed) | 54% | 59 |
| #3 | 🄷🄰🅁🄳🅈 | 51% | 183 |
| #4 | bot bill | 51% | 332 |
| #5 | CAT (war) | 51% | 226 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CAT (war) | +3.62 | 81 | 36 |
| #2 | CheaterMan (notwashed) | +2.14 | 75 | 41 |
| #3 | Nolsey | +1.10 | 70 | 55 |
| #4 | AnjiN | +0.65 | 56 | 55 |
| #5 | bot bill | -0.66 | 65 | 58 |





