








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2908 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3429 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2282 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2741 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,359,021 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomppa | 64% | 47 |
| #2 | tatti | 60% | 176 |
| #3 | TracyMcGrady1 | 57% | 93 |
| #4 | Tyhm3 | 51% | 419 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomppa | 64% | 47 |
| #2 | tatti | 60% | 176 |
| #3 | TracyMcGrady1 | 57% | 93 |
| #4 | Tyhm3 | 51% | 419 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyhm3 | 26 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | tatti | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | TracyMcGrady1 | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyhm3 | 1813 | 0.21 | 36 min |
| #2 | tatti | 490 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | TracyMcGrady1 | 224 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | tomppa | 142 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TracyMcGrady1 | +1.90 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | Eikka | +1.06 | 64 | 44 |
| #3 | tatti | +0.93 | 67 | 44 |
| #4 | Tyhm3 | -0.20 | 43 | 57 |
| #5 | tomppa | -0.24 | 65 | 57 |





