








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1061 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 406 matches | ||
| Wingman | 149 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5969 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,552 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10062 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3812 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 6649 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5029 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,119,683 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eiron | 69% | 49 |
| #2 | tomppa | 62% | 50 |
| #3 | TracyMcGrady1 | 57% | 210 |
| #4 | tatti | 53% | 250 |
| #5 | Eikka | 51% | 419 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eiron | 69% | 49 |
| #2 | tomppa | 62% | 50 |
| #3 | TracyMcGrady1 | 57% | 210 |
| #4 | tatti | 53% | 250 |
| #5 | Eikka | 51% | 419 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eikka | 32 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | TracyMcGrady1 | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | tatti | 8 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eikka | 1131 | 0.13 | 27 min |
| #2 | tatti | 669 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | TracyMcGrady1 | 523 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | tomppa | 143 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | eiron | 27 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TracyMcGrady1 | +2.20 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | Eikka | +0.78 | 63 | 45 |
| #3 | tatti | +0.29 | 66 | 45 |
| #4 | Tyhm3 | -0.10 | 43 | 57 |
| #5 | tomppa | -0.65 | 64 | 58 |





