










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 114 | 22% |
| Smokes | 164 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 180 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 70 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $83,491 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeahNr1Fan | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | jari (RIP💔) | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | konetiskitabletti (downsyndrome) | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | Miguel siittäjä | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | JOKUMIES | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOKUMIES | 8 | 0.0288 |
| #2 | konetiskitabletti (downsyndrome) | 4 | 0.0212 |
| #3 | LeahNr1Fan | 4 | 0.0252 |
| #4 | 70cc-Derbi PEEK NOGGE | 1 | 0.0156 |
| #5 | EINO ON PISKI | 1 | 0.0156 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOKUMIES | 57 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #2 | konetiskitabletti (downsyndrome) | 17 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | LeahNr1Fan | 12 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | EINO ON PISKI | 3 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | 70cc-Derbi PEEK NOGGE | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeahNr1Fan | +7.86 | 87 | 40 |
| #2 | JOKUMIES | +6.17 | 96 | 41 |
| #3 | Paageri 69 | +1.82 | 81 | 32 |
| #4 | konetiskitabletti (downsyndrome) | +0.19 | 77 | 42 |
| #5 | jari (RIP💔) | -1.13 | 56 | 22 |





