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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1460 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1538 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1001 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1384 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $206,808 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Bibaldo | 44% | 78 |
| #7 | croway | 40% | 10 |
| #8 | DrFartManiac | 38% | 13 |
| #9 | SERVUN PELΓTYIN RV | 38% | 21 |
| #10 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fasaani | 21 | 0.0230 |
| #2 | Bibaldo | 15 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | bigcock | 5 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | 3 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | SERVUN PELΓTYIN RV | 3 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bibaldo | 166 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Fasaani | 107 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | bigcock | 54 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | DrFartManiac | 34 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | croway | 34 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleksi "allu" Jalli | +4.52 | 84 | 42 |
| #2 | Siegbert von Eckfriet | +2.34 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | Fasaani | +1.56 | 55 | 56 |
| #4 | Bibaldo | +1.53 | 61 | 37 |
| #5 | TerroNisti | +0.93 | 53 | 52 |





